“Sabrina, the Teenage Witch,” has given birth to a baby boy. Mason Walter Wilkerson was born Wednesday afternoon and weighs 9 pounds, People magazine reported.

She taught us all so much about independence, fashion, and coming of age….Now she has done the unthinkable and gotten her cooter ruined by a little gremlin baby. Worst of all, this poor little bastard will no doubt be predisposed to fagrock thanks to daddy…

Still, I wouldn’t have minded being under that ladder for a timely shower when her water broke.