Fifty-year-old Terry O’Neill of Pittsburgh says he was watching the game at a bar when he had a heart attack just seconds after Steelers player Jerome Bettis’ fumble at the two-yard line late in the fourth quarter.

O’neill’s fat fuck wife however, was ecstatic, not only that the Steeler’s overcame defeat, but that she could collect twenty-two percent pension from the united steelworkers of white trash union.

Think of all the Kilbasa and Crisco…………………..mmmmmmmmmmm.