For real, this shit is getting old.

February 8th, 2006 @ 11:38 pm

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just pray

February 1st, 2006 @ 8:13 pm

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keith mills

January 26th, 2006 @ 8:19 pm

I know its not cool to make light of anothers battle with addiction but…..its just so goddamn funny. Keith Mills, who has delivered sports news on WMAR-TV for 18 years and has battled drug addiction, was arrested yesterday and charged with the theft of prescription pain killers from his next-door neighbor.

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baltimore believe

January 21st, 2006 @ 2:34 pm

A horse euthanized January 2 at Pimlico Race Course was confirmed infected with the equine herpesvirus by a preliminary lab report, the state veterinarian for the Maryland Department of Agriculture said on Tuesday.

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Steelers fan

January 17th, 2006 @ 10:26 pm

Fifty-year-old Terry O’Neill of Pittsburgh says he was watching the game at a bar when he had a heart attack just seconds after Steelers player Jerome Bettis’ fumble at the two-yard line late in the fourth quarter. O’neill’s fat fuck wife however, was ecstatic, not only that the Steeler’s overcame defeat, but that she could collect twenty-two percent pension from the united steelworkers of white trash union. Think of all the Kilbasa and Crisco…………………..mmmmmmmmmmm.

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Clarissa….Explain this!

January 13th, 2006 @ 12:57 am

“Sabrina, the Teenage Witch,” has given birth to a baby boy. Mason Walter Wilkerson was born Wednesday afternoon and weighs 9 pounds, People magazine reported. She taught us all so much about independence, fashion, and coming of age….Now she has done the unthinkable and gotten her cooter ruined by a little gremlin baby. Worst of all, this poor little bastard will no doubt be predisposed to fagrock thanks to daddy… Still, I wouldn’t have minded being under that ladder for a timely shower when her water broke.

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